The Say Hey Division
By Jonah Keri
Last season the National West nearly made history for being the first division ever to be won by an under-.500 team. The San Diego Padres squeaked above the breakeven point by year’s end, but the division will still go down as one of the worst in MLB history.
Two months into the 2006 BrassWorld season, the Mays division is shaping up as the anti-NL West—one of the best collections of top teams in league history. All six teams ended the monthly of May comfortably over .500, a feat made more remarkable given that many of these squads have battled each other.
Rob Foulke’s Mansfield Mounties lead the pack with an
eye-popping 38-17 record (.691), the third-best mark in the league. Throw in
One game out of first sits Corey Weisser’s Northwoods Moose
(37-18, .673). Resembling the Blake Street Bombers Colorado Rockies edition of
1995, the Moose have relied on a powerful offense and stout bullpen to carry
the load. Northwoods offers the counterpoint to
The Aspen Rainmakers have been one of the league’s biggest pleasant surprises (33-22, .600). Though lacking the power hitting of some of their division rivals (61 team homers, vs. 66 allowed), the Rainmakers have outhit their opponents, with a .265 batting average to rivals’ .253. The cavalcade of .300 hitters includes Sean Casey (.315), Jason Phillips (.329), Omar Vizquel (.329) and Marlon Byrd (.341). Erik Bedard has led a blistering start by several pitchers, with a 3-1 record, 2.34 ERA and just home run allowed in 35 innings pitched. Bobby Howry (1.59 ERA), Scott Eye (1.66), Bob Wickman (2.08), Ryan Franklin (2.40), Shigetoshi Hasegawa (2.61) have fared better in BrassWorld than you’d expect on paper. But slow starts by David Dellucci, Chris Reitsma, Ryan Freel and others figure to even out as well.
The Montreal McGaffigans and Maryland Mounders own identical
32-23 records (.582), good enough to lead two of the three other divisions, but
incredibly tied for just fourth place in the Mays division.
Bill Galanis’
Rounding out the Mays, the West Oakland Wolverines have to be the toughest last-place team ever. The Ziem Team’s 30-25 record would be tied for first in the Cobb division. There’s star talent here, with John Patterson off to a 5-3, 3.11 ERA start, Richie Sexson terrorizing opposing pitchers to the tune of .306/.435/.653 and Huston Street throwing in 12 saves and an amazing 42 punchouts in 30 innings of relief ace work. Todd Walker (1.038 OPS) and Kevin Mench (1.021) have been masterfully handled, the former staying away from lefty pitchers, the latter crushing them. John Smoltz has been the biggest hard-luck pitcher in the division, amassing a lowly 2-7 record despite a sharp 3.87 ERA.
The Mays division will see plenty of action outside its own division in June. Will the rest of the league defend its honor, or will the Say Hey division keep up its dominant play?