ToonTown Rabbits
Managerial Staff
Owner- Paolo
Passarello
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Manager-Joel Youngblood | GM-Brett Butler |
1B Coach-Steve Sax | Play by Play-Mario Soto |
3B Coach-Tom Brunansky | Colorman-Daryl Sconiers |
Pitching Coach-Fernando Valenzuela | Groundskeeper-Pat Putnam |
Hitting Coach-Enos Cabell | Trainer-Rick Manning |
Bullpen Coach-Bill Caudill | Doctor-Tony Bernazard |
Bench Coach-Kent Hrbek | Scorer-Rick Honeycutt |
Toontown Ballpark
"Joe Valiant" Arena:
capacity-33,333
avg-24,395
AMSO
AMSO
AMSO
JJA
JJA
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NIGHT
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SI
HR
Toontown
Joe Valiant Arena
Good
1-12
1-9
1-18
1-15
4/4
7/7
Average
13-18
10-17
19-20
16-19
2/2
5/5
Bad
19-20
18-20
20
1/1
4/4
Maroon presents Valiant with the latest issue of The
Toontown Gossip, and Valiant reads part of the front-page article outloud. The
possible cause of the hare-brained Roger's distractedness and forgetfulness is
that his sexy cartoon-animated wife named Jessica Rabbit (with the speaking voice
of Kathleen Turner) may be unfaithful, but Roger think's she's an angel. Maroon
offers to hire him to take compromising photographs of Jessica, hoping to get
Roger to wise up, forget his problems and concentrate on his lines instead:
Valiant: (reading outloud) 'Seen Cooing Over Calamari
with Notsonew Sugar Daddy was Jessica Rabbit, wife of Maroon Cartoon star, Roger.'
What's this gotta do with me?
Maroon: You're the private detective. You figure it out.
Valiant: Look (handing back the paper), I don't have time for this.
Maroon: Look, Valiant. His wife's poison, but he thinks she's Betty Crocker.
I want you to follow her. Get me a couple of nice juicy pictures I can wise
the rabbit up with.
Valiant: (shuddering) Forget it. I don't work Toontown.
Maroon: What's wrong with Toontown? Every Joe loves Toontown.
Valiant: Then get Joe to do the job, cause I ain't goin'.
Maroon: (pulling Valiant back) Whoa, fella. You don't wanna go to Toontown,
you don't have to go to Toontown. Nobody said you had to go to Toontown, anyway...The
rabbit's wife sings at a joint called The Ink & Paint Club. Toon revue.
Strictly humans only. OK?