ToonTown Rabbits

 

Managerial Staff

Owner- Paolo Passarello
Manager-Joel Youngblood GM-Brett Butler
1B Coach-Steve Sax Play by Play-Mario Soto
3B Coach-Tom Brunansky Colorman-Daryl Sconiers
Pitching Coach-Fernando Valenzuela Groundskeeper-Pat Putnam
Hitting Coach-Enos Cabell Trainer-Rick Manning
Bullpen Coach-Bill Caudill Doctor-Tony Bernazard
Bench Coach-Kent Hrbek Scorer-Rick Honeycutt



Toontown Ballpark



"Joe Valiant" Arena:
capacity-33,333
avg-24,395

      AMSO AMSO AMSO JJA JJA
      DAY NIGHT DAY NIGHT SI HR
Toontown Joe Valiant Arena Good 1-12 1-9 1-18 1-15 4/4 7/7
    Average 13-18 10-17 19-20 16-19 2/2 5/5
    Bad 19-20 18-20 20 1/1 4/4


Maroon presents Valiant with the latest issue of The Toontown Gossip, and Valiant reads part of the front-page article outloud. The possible cause of the hare-brained Roger's distractedness and forgetfulness is that his sexy cartoon-animated wife named Jessica Rabbit (with the speaking voice of Kathleen Turner) may be unfaithful, but Roger think's she's an angel. Maroon offers to hire him to take compromising photographs of Jessica, hoping to get Roger to wise up, forget his problems and concentrate on his lines instead:

Valiant: (reading outloud) 'Seen Cooing Over Calamari with Notsonew Sugar Daddy was Jessica Rabbit, wife of Maroon Cartoon star, Roger.' What's this gotta do with me?
Maroon: You're the private detective. You figure it out.
Valiant: Look (handing back the paper), I don't have time for this.
Maroon: Look, Valiant. His wife's poison, but he thinks she's Betty Crocker. I want you to follow her. Get me a couple of nice juicy pictures I can wise the rabbit up with.
Valiant: (shuddering) Forget it. I don't work Toontown.
Maroon: What's wrong with Toontown? Every Joe loves Toontown.
Valiant: Then get Joe to do the job, cause I ain't goin'.
Maroon: (pulling Valiant back) Whoa, fella. You don't wanna go to Toontown, you don't have to go to Toontown. Nobody said you had to go to Toontown, anyway...The rabbit's wife sings at a joint called The Ink & Paint Club. Toon revue. Strictly humans only. OK?